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Start the clock.

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Thank you very much, people. How are
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Okay.

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Thank you, real -time regulars.

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I appreciate it.

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Thank you. You sound like a great crowd.

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And I know why you're happy.

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Great news.

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Peace at last. We have an agreement, a
deal, a peace deal. Not the Iran war.

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Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni.

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That's who I'm talking about.

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Man,

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were you reading about this for like a
year? All this arguing and suing, and

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then it turns out no settlement money at
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Just over a movie called It Ends With Us
that everybody hated.

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Did you see that movie?

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It was harder to get through than the
Strait of Hormuz.

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Oh, yes.

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Okay. Well, the war. Okay. So we are
officially ended with Operation Epic

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and now we have moved on to Project
Freedom, which is also over.

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Really?

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No, I'm not kidding.

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That was... Project Freedom. That was
our attempt to escort the ship.

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through the Strait of Hormuz, where
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Last person who needed this many escorts
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But Iran, yeah, they are blocking

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the Strait, and they say they're going
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and Trump is furious.

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Furious that he didn't think of it
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It's a game of chicken, and Trump said
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does not blink.

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Lose interest and wander away? Yes. We
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have it.

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But we kind of have to.

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We kind of have to, because we've
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Yeah, not all, but our stockpile is
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This is so ridiculous.

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America, the most... strapped country in
the world ran out of bombs. It's like

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Diddy running out of baby oil. I mean...
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But let's not be gloomy. It's Mother's
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on Sunday. Do you have mothers?

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I had one. It's very common.

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And, of course, there's a baby boom over
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administration, a lot of people having
babies over there. And for the press

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folks, you've seen her, Carolyn Leavitt.

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Yes, she just, what timing, she just had
a baby. And they asked her, you know,

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are you excited to be a mom again? And
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research.

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Of course I'm excited to be a mom.

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Now, listen.

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If you are old enough to be watching
this show, you were born when your

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could have an abortion. She had the
right to have an abortion.

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And that is not the case anymore,
really, in a lot of this country.

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So maybe when you write a card this
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killed me and you didn't.

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Oh, and... Speaking of killing,
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found Jeffrey Epstein's suicide note.

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Yeah, apparently it was from the guy,
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kill him.

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But he's the guy who found the note.

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And it says, they investigated me, and
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three explanation points.

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What does that sound like?

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I can't quite place it.

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I'm not deficient.

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I'm not suspicious, but the note does
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attention to this matter.

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Good news for Gen Z.

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We may be wearing masks again.

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Well, because you heard about the cruise
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that has hantavirus.

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Ooh, probably this is nasty. Three
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And the first report said there was a
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passenger. Boy, suddenly spirit doesn't
sound that bad, does it?

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But, no. The flight attendant tested
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would be ironic if the flight attendant
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We've got a great show.

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Representative Dan Crenshaw and Donna
Brazile are here. But first up, he is a

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Democratic senator from Pennsylvania,
and he is my friend, Senator John

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Fetterman is over here.

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John?

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Hi, how are you? Good to see you again.

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All right.

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John, you're wearing your good black.
Did you have a speech on the Senate

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floor or something where you had to look
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No, I like your outfit. I do.

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So I read your op -ed today, I think it
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And it's interesting because we often
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politically, I think.

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Exactly, yeah, where when your values
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changed and it's kind of put you at
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Yeah, you use the term increasingly
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lonely as a Democrat. Do you want to
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at least for me. You know, we have...
Plainly.

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I mean, from a lonely perspective, you
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values here as a party that they're
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Israel and the Jewish community and now
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And then also recently, the two longest
shutdowns in history. And I've,

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you know, had to vote against.

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The caucus, I don't enjoy that. But we
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refuse to shut the government down.

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And now we now have shut it down and
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couldn't be a part of that.

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Yeah, I think we get the same charge
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with the left.

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We're not picking fights. We're just not
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I mean, you used the term an orgy of
socialism recently. You said that's what

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you see in the Democratic Party. I do,
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Yeah, well, I mean, you have whether
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she's absolutely a socialist in New York
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And that's really moving towards that.
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as a socialist, that used to be like was
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cycle. And now that's becoming more
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And now I think that's a very dangerous,
slippery slope for us to be.

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And now I've spoke to people that had to
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And they are like they are morons if
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You know, I've lived under that. And
thank God we are now. We already have a

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great deal of socialism.

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And I've made the point a million times
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All Western democracies are quasi
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government should do.

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You don't want the private enterprise to
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Social Security, Medicare,

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Medicaid, obviously these things. We
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They're just proposing something way
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socialism, dirty word?

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Yes and no.

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What really was a dirty word, which
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I mean, this woman in New York who is
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tweets out, elect more communists.

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This guy, Graham Plattner?

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Yeah, it's not a slur if I refer to him
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That's his own term that he used for
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Yes. Antifa and these other kinds of
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Now, that's his own words. That's not my
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But the idea that communist is not a
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and say, okay, this is a watermark. This
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a moment in American history where we
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And my guess is, because AI is going to
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communism is only going to get more
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Well, I sure hope not.

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Because, you know, like, if our party,
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know. Bad ideas refuse to die. And now
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the Trump and the backlash is making
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Democratic Party.

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And I'm going to consistently going to
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extremes that cost us in 2024.

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We all have to remember that we need to
have an election against both sides.

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We're accountable for both sides and
these and these kinds of states that

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depend to deliver.

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for the presidency, and that's why I
refuse to be engaged.

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I know how to pay the bills as a
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people that are running, whether for the
Senate or the House, they are literally

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running on fuck Trump.

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I mean, that's literally, they have
campaign commercials.

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that and it's it's it's absurd and we
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engage in that extreme uh those terms
and we have to find a better way forward

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and now i've been punished to try to
find value in certain views now like

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ballroom you know we've talked about
that i don't care about the ballroom i

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don't either yeah i mean it's like so
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whether you just hate yeah because first
of all like we saw with the

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assassination attempt a couple of weeks
ago, America probably does need... You

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know what the problem is? I said it to
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is on next week.

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It's the word.

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Ballroom. It sounds good.

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Ballroom. Sounds like, you know, fops
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And if they called it the State Dinner
National Center, it would be different.

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But this is America. And we don't want
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mean, it's just... I mean, you know, I
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White House Correspondents' Dinner. I've
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Yeah. From the attempt, you mean?

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Yeah. And that's, I had to see that I'm
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right there and realized that we've put,
there's real danger there. We got

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really lucky there for a lot of reasons.
So now we need to have a more secure,

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more secure to do these kinds of events.
But I don't care about, you know, just

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build it. I mean, he won't even be
president if it's even finished.

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Yeah. I mean, concentrate on the big
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Exactly. Trying to say here. So there's
no there's no truth, right, that you're

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actually going to switch parties. I know
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I would be a shitty Republican.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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And, you know, if I if I ever decide to
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have me on and I will announce that.

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But it's not going to it's like, you
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though. No, if I vote 93 percent of the
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were supposed to be a big tent party. So
that's I'm not really sure how I become

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an issue for any of the Democrats just
to having some different views in these

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other issues. You said before.

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You're pro -choice, you're pro -weed,
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You also throw in there, I'm pro -rib
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that has to go in there.

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That sounds like a great Republican to
me. But what is your thing with, look,

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and by the way, I don't eat fake meat
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I mean, my friends at PETA would love it
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science is the science. I don't think
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organic real meat. I mean, it's
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killed.

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as far as the science goes, but you
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That doesn't seem... Yeah, I just think,
I mean, as I'm a member of the

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Agriculture Committee, and I really
stand with our farmers now. And now, of

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course, we don't want, like, the factory
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But for me, if I lived on Mars, yeah,
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What's the lab meat would be a great
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it's... But you want to ban it? I mean,
shouldn't people have the right to eat

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it? It's like actively. I mean, if
people have a chance to... But

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overall, for me, I think, you know,
someone that's really... I mean, we are

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just... I thought, you know, the really
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that's exactly the essence of that.

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Yeah, but there's a lot worse highly
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supermarket and pick up... Well, we
don't want to ban all of that. People

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the right to eat what they want, don't
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of America that they can't eat what they
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Do you think they're up in arms about
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You'll really have a riot on your head.

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Overall, it's not a top priority for me,
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right now. So overall, as someone that
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isolated by my party as things continue.

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I'm going to just have play, you know,
ball strikes and just.

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Yeah. OK, well, you know, I'm your fan
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needs someone to keep them honest.

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And it's the band in the shorts.

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Thank you.

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All right, John Fetterman, he's going to
tower over me now.

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All right, let's meet our panel.

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Thank you, John.

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Hello. Hello, Barbara.

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How are you? All right, he is a
Republican congressman for a couple more

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from Texas, author of the best -selling
book Fortitude, and host of the podcast

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Hold These Truths with Dan Crenshaw,
Representative Dan Crenshaw.

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And to the veteran political strategist,
ABC News, and former DNC chair, Donna

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Brazile is over here.

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All right.

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Okay.

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So the midterm elections are about six
months away, and it usually happens this

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party out of power does well in the
midterm elections. And the party in

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right now is historically unpopular.

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Mostly because of what I call the three
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inflation.

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And it seemed only a few weeks ago,
maybe months ago, that it would be

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impossible for the Democrats to lose
this election.

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No way.

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Well, headline today, way.

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There is a way.

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And it's because of what they do when
they don't win, they cheat.

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So this is the big story today,
gerrymandering. This has gone nuclear.

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And Republicans are winning the
gerrymander war. We talked about it last

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but a lot has changed since then. As you
know, it started with Texas, your

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state. Trump said, gerrymander Texas.

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Okay, so they got like four or five new
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California responded and said, okay,
we're going to do the same thing. All

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right, so now this is a terrible road to
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Okay, now the Supreme Court ruled last
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is different now. Eight states have new
maps now.

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And five more are planning to.

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Texas, Florida, Ohio, Missouri, North
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They're all now more Republican.

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These states that had districts that
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Virginia did it on the Democratic side.
And the Supreme Court in the state said

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they can't.

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So that's a big loss for the Democrats.

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They're not going to get that to even
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And Tennessee now.

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Show them up at the Tennessee.

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This is really what's going on here.
Look at this.

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They've taken Memphis, a majority black
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different districts to dilute the vote.

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Now, I'm going to turn this over to the
former chair of the DNC for your

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commentary, because I'm sure you have a
lot to say. Well, first of all, it's

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always a great honor to be back here in
California with Bill, and

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congratulations on your Mark Twain
Award.

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Oh, thanks a lot.

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I mean, you know, Bill, I can't keep up
with you, baby. Every time I... I

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go for months, Congressman, without
seeing this man, and he makes all kinds

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trouble. I have to come back in and
clean up your shit.

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I mean... Talk about a

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desperate housewife. Come on, baby.

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Please don't step up. But let me just
say this, Bill.

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Let me just say this.

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The rumors that the Democratic Party is
dead, those rumors are as old as

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Methuselah. We have about 179 days. It's
going to be a tough election, no

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question about it. But you know what?

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We have a small tailwind. No, I do not
like what's going on with redistricting.

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You know why, Bill?

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I've come from one of those states that
all of a sudden the Supreme Court said,

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well, we don't like.

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Partisan gerrymandering. No, we don't
like racial gerrymandering. So one out

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three voters in Louisiana is a black
voter. One out of three. And they're now

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thinking of eradicating.

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So that's as if people from some parts
of Louisiana can represent New Orleans

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better than the folks who represent all
Baton Rouge. It's wrong, it's immoral,

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and it's unjustified. Bill, let me just
say this.

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And I saw what the congressman tweeted
today after Tim Kaine.

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But here's it. I'm old enough to know
this. Well, what did he tweet? I don't

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know. Well, he's going to have – I'm
going to – Tim Kaine is wrong. Well,

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wrong. No, he's not. He's not usual.

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He's saying, well, the Constitution is –
they made it based on Constitution.

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They made it based on – they said, well,
the voters were already voting when the

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state – put this law into place so that
the voters can decide. The voters

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decided in, as you all know, California.
The voters decided in Virginia.

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Politicians did not choose their voters.
But I have one broad question. Well,

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they've done it forever.

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What?

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Don't I know that, Bill?

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The Constitution.

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1787. Wait a minute.

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1787.

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1787. I'm going to give you my film
camera.

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1787, the Constitution.

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When did my family get the right to
vote, Bill?

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1965. 61 years ago. So my daddy served
in war and could not vote for that. My

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grandparent, my grandmother was 77 when
she got the right to vote. Yeah, I'm on

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your side. So we understand.

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Are you on my side? Yeah, of course. I
didn't know.

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If you're on the side of the
Constitution, you're on the side of

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So, Congressman, I will let you describe
why you went into Tim Kaine's ass

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today.

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You know, praising.

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He's the last act I would go into.

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Okay.

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Cade was making the case that the
Supreme Court doesn't know what it's

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about and that they're misreading it. I
pointed out that he should. I know

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reading is time -consuming, but you
might read the actual.

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case that the Supreme Court wrote. It's
very well written. It's very logically

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written. It's pretty irrefutable. I
mean, it was a 10 to 1 vote.

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They're making the case that the
constitutional amendment was in itself

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unconstitutional because of the process
they followed. That's what the Supreme

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Court argued.

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It was not about the ability to
politically gerrymander. I'll start with

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one principle, just taking a step back
here.

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Your state can do political
redistricting.

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That's how our federal constitution is
written.

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If we'd like a better system and we're
smarter than the founders, then we can

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figure out a better way to do that. But
it's inherently political.

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Every state has a different way of doing
it. Some have independent commissions

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or bipartisan commissions. Even those
are chosen in a political way, a

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process. It will always be political, so
just get used to it. Okay. But second,

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one more thing to point out. To say
we're winning.

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Republicans are winning the
redistricting war.

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I think we're catching up. And if I can
point to the facts on, look, if you go

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to Illinois, you've got a 14 to 3 ratio.

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Washington, you've got a 10 to 2 ratio.

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New England has like a 21 to 0 ratio.

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California, out of 52 representatives,
they're going to have maybe five, six

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Republicans.

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You know, in Texas, we're 30 to 10.
Florida is now going to be 20 to 7.

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Democrats have been winning this battle
for a long time.

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I'm not sure about that. North Carolina.

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10 -4.

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10 Republicans, 4 Democrats.

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Ohio, 10 Republicans, 5 Democrats.
Texas, 25 Republicans, 13. In a state

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majority -minority. Let me just show
you. Why does skin color automatically

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impose political belief?

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Because... Race has always been
identified as a political consideration,

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only as it relates to the Constitution
of the United States, but also how it is

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implemented at the state level. That's
why these districts were always drawn,

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that they took race into consideration.

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So that's my point.

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I guess the history of the United
States. Well, it's a history, but as we

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out of that history, which I hope we
would have by now, an enlightened

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would not say that your skin color is an
immutable characteristic as an

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indicator of your political position.

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To me, this is always the problem with
the Supreme Court. They don't really

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into account practical effect.

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Remember the Citizens United ruling?

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about as much dark money as you want in
politics, and Obama was at the State of

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the Union, and he said, this is going to
change everything in Alito mouth.

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No.

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Yes. Yes. Yes, it did. They don't take
this into account.

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As I said last week, I guess you didn't
watch the show. They're not supposed to.

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They're literally not supposed to take
that into account. I know, but I said,

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we're not living in the future.

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It would be nice if that was where. And
we are way, way different than we were

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20 years ago, 50 years ago. The world is
very different. And I've certainly

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taken my shit from the left for pointing
out constantly that they are hyper

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-focused on race. And when they say
things like, racism has never been

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you're just ridiculous. But we are also
not living in the future.

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Show this map, please. This is what the
map could look like in the South.

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of what it used to look like. See those
blue? Those are blue districts.

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This is what it's going to look like
now.

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There are districts that have been
carved out so that minorities are

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represented, for sure. That is racial
gerrymandering.

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It has to happen until we are living in
the present.

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in the future, and we're not. And if you
think that you're going to take away

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all these black representatives in the
United States Congress without

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repercussions, I mean, you take away
that many and have them, black people

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scant representation in Congress, this
is not going to stay. The new governor

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Florida is likely going to be black.

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White Republicans are voting him in.
First of all, let me just say this.

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For most of my childhood, I was
represented by a white female, Lindy

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was outstanding, amazing.

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And when the moment came in history that
she said, you know, I have served my

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time, and this is an opportunity now to
expand the electorate, to give more

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people a seat at the table. Look, we
have black representatives, as you well

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know, who represent largely white. I
mean, we had Utah.

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Two blacks, not one. They're
Republicans. And by the way, if you can

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black Republicans, go ahead. I'll elect
more black Democrats.

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We got a black Democrat out of Rhode
Island. We got a black Democrat in

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Washington State. Ain't nothing wrong
with being black and living in Nebraska

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Kansas. That's okay. What I'm saying is
that in the South, where half the black

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population resides, we should not be
told that we no longer have a seat at

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table. We do not. I do watch it.

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I went to my party night and I went on
ABC on Sunday hotter than July. So I

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said, I got to stop watching Bill
because you really piped me up, baby. I

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want to lose my job.

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You piped me up. I don't know. I said,
whoo, whoo.

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And by the way, nobody gave us a voting
right. We bled for it.

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Okay.

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What I want to say about the Supreme
Court decision here, so that people are

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informed about it, is they struck down
this idea, and it's an idea, it's not

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written in statute.

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It's an idea that there has to be
minority -minority districts.

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That was not in the Voting Rights Act.
There's nowhere in there that says that.

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It's been interpreted, it's become
tradition.

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You're right about the letter of the
law. But you know what? Find a new law.

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That's why you have a whole book behind
you. Then write a new law.

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That's the process.

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We got one, the John Lewis Bowdoin right
back, and I hope you become a sponsor.

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We would love your support. If the
majority of the American people want

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and again, again, I would just, I would
do it.

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How many, how many kisses?

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Just one kiss?

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You don't want my foot.

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I'm going to kiss. Look, we need
support.

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Make it weird. Make it weird. And by the
way, I'm not weird.

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There's nothing freaky about me.

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Hello, unless I'm in the kitchen with my
apron on.

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It's coming from things, man.

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Okay. Look, the Boomer Wives Act ended
all kinds of schemes that kept not just

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blacks still, but poor whites.

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Think about the poll tax.

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Think about the literacy tax.

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It was necessary.

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Absolutely necessary. So it was
important that we struck down those laws

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those rules so that we could have free
and fair elections across the country. I

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am worried that we're all going to be
able to go to the South and want to see

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the SEC play.

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Oh, we got black athletes. But they have
no representation.

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Where is it?

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Oh, through the South.

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Who doesn't? I mean, you're going to see
black athletes playing this fall,

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00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:04,370
throwing for LSU, throwing for
Tennessee, Alabama, but no black

452
00:29:04,370 --> 00:29:08,410
in Congress. Oh, I see what you're
saying. That's my point is, you know, I

453
00:29:08,410 --> 00:29:13,250
very disturbed by this. I'm disturbed
that we're turning back at a time when

454
00:29:13,250 --> 00:29:16,530
America's about to turn two -fifths. I
got my red, white, and blue gown, baby.

455
00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:17,630
You going to turn me to Dallas?

456
00:29:21,110 --> 00:29:22,770
I mean, again.

457
00:29:26,199 --> 00:29:29,540
The letter of the law is written for a
perfect world. We don't live in that

458
00:29:29,540 --> 00:29:32,600
perfect world. I don't mean to speak for
the black population. You live in a

459
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:33,599
lawful world.

460
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:38,660
No, I can't speak for white people
either. Okay, I'm just channeling the

461
00:29:38,660 --> 00:29:39,660
folks I know.

462
00:29:40,740 --> 00:29:44,160
They like white people more than they
used to because we are nicer than we

463
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:44,999
to be.

464
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,140
But trust us?

465
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,420
No. And I don't blame them.

466
00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:52,920
So there's just a lot of black folks who
are not quite ready to vote for the

467
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:53,920
white representative.

468
00:29:54,300 --> 00:30:00,460
representative. They don't understand
their life because we are still a

469
00:30:00,460 --> 00:30:06,240
country in many ways. I mean, when my
friend Killer Mike puts out an album, I

470
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,800
have to read the lyrics and even then I
don't understand it.

471
00:30:13,260 --> 00:30:14,219
I'm serious.

472
00:30:14,220 --> 00:30:15,680
I'm saying this to make a point.

473
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:21,880
If that's the case, it's as different
from English as Chaucer is.

474
00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:23,480
And that's just...

475
00:30:23,770 --> 00:30:28,010
pointing out that we are not quite
living in the future. Well, if you want

476
00:30:28,010 --> 00:30:30,790
start living in the future, you have to
go back to original principles, and

477
00:30:30,790 --> 00:30:35,110
original principles say that immutable
characteristics such as skin color

478
00:30:35,110 --> 00:30:36,470
not be an indication of your character.

479
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:41,760
That's an original principle. That's a
foundational liberal principle.

480
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,260
In a Constitution where slavery was
legal.

481
00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:49,160
And then we fought a war to end it. I
know. Because of our Declaration of

482
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,020
Independence and the values, those
original principles that we stated

483
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:56,140
that was used as the argument against
slavery by the Republicans. And look,

484
00:30:56,180 --> 00:30:59,380
maybe we need another period of
enlightenment because I'm going back to

485
00:30:59,380 --> 00:31:04,440
those theories that gave us this so
-called great Constitution, the Bill of

486
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,880
Rights, and of course the Declaration of
Independence. independence but let me

487
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:12,720
just say this as you all know it took
women almost 144 years to get secure the

488
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:17,540
right to vote and and look we just had
to fight once again for a medication

489
00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:22,380
is safe safe the fifth circuit saying
that we should not receive our

490
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:27,340
in the mail it's medication and people
keep saying it's abortion pill women

491
00:31:27,340 --> 00:31:31,820
to have full access to the range of
reproductive health care no one should

492
00:31:31,820 --> 00:31:33,240
having a miscarriage

493
00:31:36,140 --> 00:31:37,760
All right, I have to move on.

494
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,320
I have to move on.

495
00:31:40,660 --> 00:31:42,520
Very important thing.

496
00:31:43,340 --> 00:31:48,600
Wait, wait, let me tell you what this
is. A couple of weeks ago, maybe a month

497
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:53,660
ago, I did a whole editorial about
aliens because, you know, the world has

498
00:31:53,660 --> 00:31:58,340
changed now. I mean, it used to be the
people who were talking about it were

499
00:31:58,340 --> 00:32:01,820
the most serious people in the world,
and now they are. It is the most...

500
00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:06,700
Serious people, military people, two
movies, one is a documentary, one is the

501
00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:11,120
Spielberg movie that's coming out. They
both use the word disclosure in the

502
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,860
title. We seem to be at that place.
Trump is on board with this. He keeps

503
00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:19,160
teasing that we are going to see the
files. Well, today was the day they

504
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,010
released. A lot of the files.

505
00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:25,050
Now, some of it is probably nothing.
Some of it is interesting that I never

506
00:32:25,050 --> 00:32:30,010
heard before, like the astronauts on the
Apollo 17 flight saw things that they

507
00:32:30,010 --> 00:32:33,130
were talking about that they thought was
strange. Do you think they were really

508
00:32:33,130 --> 00:32:37,830
there, though? Oh, I don't know. But
what I do know, and don't ask me how we

509
00:32:37,830 --> 00:32:44,710
it, we got a hold of the, absolutely, we
got a hold of the stuff.

510
00:32:47,470 --> 00:32:50,870
Some of this hasn't even been released
yet. Would you like to hear? This is all

511
00:32:50,870 --> 00:32:52,470
about what we don't know about the
aliens.

512
00:32:53,070 --> 00:32:54,070
All right.

513
00:32:54,630 --> 00:33:00,150
For example, oh, this is so interesting
right here. They never wash the anal

514
00:33:00,150 --> 00:33:01,150
probe.

515
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:10,550
What else? Oh, their central computer
was once destroyed by the illogic of

516
00:33:10,550 --> 00:33:11,890
Dakota getting two senators.

517
00:33:14,250 --> 00:33:15,250
Oh.

518
00:33:17,860 --> 00:33:21,260
They don't reproduce through physical
contact, just like Gen Z.

519
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:30,780
Sometimes after the anal probe, they
say, now do me.

520
00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:41,080
Oh, very interesting. They did build the
pyramids and also gave us the Bible,

521
00:33:41,140 --> 00:33:42,220
but only as a joke.

522
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:52,460
Oh. They refer to the missing Malaysian
airliner as our bag.

523
00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:58,500
Oh.

524
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:03,180
This is kind of sad. In the universe,
we're considered a shithole planet.

525
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,380
I find that...

526
00:34:06,380 --> 00:34:13,080
Pass it. They have over 27 different

527
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,219
genders, five fewer than at NYU.

528
00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:25,420
They don't say, take me to your leader.
They say, wait, this is your leader?

529
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:36,980
And also, they want to know why the
Michael movie left out all the stuff

530
00:34:36,980 --> 00:34:38,260
kids. All right.

531
00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:46,320
I want to talk

532
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,179
about the Met Gala. I have never talked
about it.

533
00:34:49,610 --> 00:34:50,730
I thought you just were.

534
00:34:52,010 --> 00:34:53,010
I know.

535
00:34:53,190 --> 00:34:55,989
The outfits are pretty much what the
aliens might have.

536
00:34:56,810 --> 00:35:01,110
You wanted proof. There's your proof. I
never talked about it because I guess I

537
00:35:01,110 --> 00:35:04,470
never really understood it. There was a
lot of controversy about it this year,

538
00:35:04,490 --> 00:35:05,490
so I'm reading about it.

539
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:09,590
It's actually a charity. You know, the
show, some of the people, I mean, this

540
00:35:09,590 --> 00:35:12,470
happens every year. The celebrities show
up and they're wearing just the most

541
00:35:12,470 --> 00:35:15,610
outrageous things. I just thought, oh,
they're celebrities. They're fucking

542
00:35:15,610 --> 00:35:16,670
nuts. That's what they do.

543
00:35:17,690 --> 00:35:20,890
They just, they're weird. and they were
attention whores and they just wear

544
00:35:20,890 --> 00:35:25,210
weird shit. I've seen them do it in
other places. No, this is actually a

545
00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:30,910
for the Costume Institute at the
Metropolitan Museum of Art. Okay, I

546
00:35:30,910 --> 00:35:34,610
that. It's like fashion and art, not
like for poor people. This year there's

547
00:35:34,610 --> 00:35:38,230
lot of controversy because it was
apparently sponsored by Jeff Bezos.

548
00:35:39,210 --> 00:35:44,070
Spent $10 million for it and they got
very upset about this. The people I call

549
00:35:44,070 --> 00:35:46,930
the liberals in theory.

550
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,200
And some people said they weren't going
to go. Turned out just about everybody

551
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:56,780
went. And I guess the question I'm
asking is, for the party that's always

552
00:35:56,780 --> 00:36:02,260
talking about money and have kind of
made making money evil, now, I do

553
00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:06,840
that there should be an upper number
that we tax on, that you can't have more

554
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,780
money than, you know, some of these
people have over $500 billion.

555
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,940
That's crazy. But I am the farthest
thing from a socialist.

556
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,780
I think making money is good.

557
00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:17,520
Wanting to be rich is good.

558
00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:22,260
Part of what makes America America, we
conform to human nature, which is

559
00:36:23,620 --> 00:36:29,220
But you can't have it both ways. I mean,
Beyonce was there. She's wearing a

560
00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:34,460
$50 million necklace and the Queen of
Calari Diamond.

561
00:36:35,060 --> 00:36:37,700
Wow, I don't even know her. And I say
you go, girl.

562
00:36:38,340 --> 00:36:42,460
Look, I know her mother, but Beyonce,
call me.

563
00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:44,220
I think I need to help her.

564
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,560
I need to help her. Okay. Okay.

565
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,280
I need to help her. No, but no, she's a
fabulous. But don't you think... It's

566
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,640
fine, Ray. She might have rented that
shit, Bill. You know, she needs it.

567
00:36:53,740 --> 00:36:57,480
So they can brand it. I know. They give
it to her to wear. And I say good.

568
00:36:57,940 --> 00:36:58,940
I'm glad.

569
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,380
Everybody should be able to do what they
want in America and be as rich as they

570
00:37:02,380 --> 00:37:04,540
want. Not quite as rich as they want. I
take that back.

571
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,380
Don't steal my money, though. Don't
steal the taxpayers' money. I'm sick of

572
00:37:08,380 --> 00:37:09,380
shit right now.

573
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:14,060
I'm sick of it. Just too many grassy
green people stealing our money.

574
00:37:14,420 --> 00:37:15,420
Move out.

575
00:37:16,710 --> 00:37:20,590
Well, I was saying this the other week.
You know, the problem is that when

576
00:37:20,590 --> 00:37:24,210
Bernie Sanders says billionaires and
billionaires, it's so outdated.

577
00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:29,050
Millionaires? You know that one out of
six households in America are

578
00:37:29,050 --> 00:37:33,210
millionaires? One out of six. So when
you say billionaires and you lump them

579
00:37:33,290 --> 00:37:36,630
this is what I was complaining about.
Please don't lower my property value.

580
00:37:36,630 --> 00:37:37,630
right now, Bernie.

581
00:37:38,050 --> 00:37:39,050
But, you know.

582
00:37:42,490 --> 00:37:45,970
Claiming you don't pay taxes. I pay a
shit ton of taxes. Me too.

583
00:37:46,170 --> 00:37:50,770
It's the super rich who don't pay taxes.
In fact, I call my husband Sam.

584
00:37:51,610 --> 00:37:52,610
He's a paper man.

585
00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:58,390
I pay him. And by the way, Gladys, Miss
California, just gave me $4 back. I came

586
00:37:58,390 --> 00:38:01,450
on your show twice last year and I owed
them money, Bill. What the hell's wrong

587
00:38:01,450 --> 00:38:02,450
with you?

588
00:38:03,010 --> 00:38:05,910
You're bringing me out here to pay your
taxes. That's enough.

589
00:38:06,290 --> 00:38:07,290
Come on now.

590
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,540
I mean, Bill, you're right.

591
00:38:11,180 --> 00:38:16,000
Your love is, you know, I can call the
Democratic capitalist. That's because of

592
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:16,999
my house.

593
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,820
I mean, shit, I grew up in poverty.

594
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:24,500
I've earned my money. I've earned the
right. I love my nieces and nephews.

595
00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:25,980
given them everything I can.

596
00:38:26,380 --> 00:38:30,080
I want to enjoy the rest of my life.
Right. Okay?

597
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:35,280
But I also, here's where Bernie is.

598
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,600
Here's Bernie's point. Bernie believes
that we live in two Americas.

599
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:43,800
Two Americas. And it's wrong that one
set of Americans can no longer afford

600
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:48,220
American dream. One set of Americans
keep, you know, working harder and

601
00:38:48,220 --> 00:38:51,580
to pay more. And the other set seem like
the rules are working for them.

602
00:38:51,780 --> 00:38:55,660
So that's Bernie's point. He may not be
talking in 21st century language. I

603
00:38:55,660 --> 00:38:58,460
know, but he's got it updated. Because
millionaires, it's like saying, here's a

604
00:38:58,460 --> 00:39:01,960
dime for the phone. Okay, it's a quarter
now, and we don't even have those

605
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:02,960
anymore.

606
00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:07,400
He's also, I mean, he's misrepresenting
the truth, so he's got to stop doing

607
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,960
that as well. So, I mean, we just go
from statistics, like, where does

608
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,400
revenue come from? They're not paying
their fair share. Well, the top 1 % pays

609
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,860
40 % of federal revenue.

610
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,760
The bottom 50 % pays 3 % of federal
revenue.

611
00:39:20,020 --> 00:39:21,020
Is that fair?

612
00:39:21,370 --> 00:39:22,610
Is that proportion fair?

613
00:39:22,930 --> 00:39:24,790
This is a subjective question.

614
00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:28,330
We actually believe in our country, and
we have for a long time, that there

615
00:39:28,330 --> 00:39:30,830
should be a progressive tax system. It's
one of the most progressive, if not the

616
00:39:30,830 --> 00:39:33,070
most, in the world when you conclude
state and local.

617
00:39:33,490 --> 00:39:38,290
So the rich, not even, it's not even
that everybody plays their, like, 20%.

618
00:39:38,310 --> 00:39:43,610
the rich pay a higher percentage in
addition to. So the idea that they're

619
00:39:43,610 --> 00:39:49,710
not paying taxes is factually incorrect
just by the numbers. So the question is

620
00:39:49,710 --> 00:39:50,649
then, like, what?

621
00:39:50,650 --> 00:39:55,770
What is fair? How are we defining it? Or
is it just a populist rallying cry to

622
00:39:55,770 --> 00:39:59,970
build on resentment that people have?
But would you say there should be an

623
00:39:59,970 --> 00:40:05,390
limit? In other words, if your personal
wealth is worth 2 % of gross national

624
00:40:05,390 --> 00:40:09,970
product, couldn't we be able to cap
something on the upper limit? No?

625
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,700
A trillion dollars?

626
00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:15,760
Why? Why? Where do they do it? Is that
money in a checking account? That

627
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,960
not in a checking account, first of all.
They're using that to buy.

628
00:40:18,380 --> 00:40:20,640
We're talking about Elon, because I
think that's the only person who even

629
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:21,640
close to that.

630
00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:25,180
How many companies and basic things have
they started? How many people have they

631
00:40:25,180 --> 00:40:27,200
employed? How many investments have they
made?

632
00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:30,000
It's not like it's just sitting in a
checking account.

633
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,600
The guy's working 24 hours a day.

634
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:37,840
And also, that top 1 % is a very fluid
group of people, too. It's not the same

635
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:41,800
people. It's usually made up of new
people who, like, sold their business.

636
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:45,160
worked forever to build and finally sold
it that year. They get lumped into the

637
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,220
1%, and then they're out the next year.
And wealthy Americans can afford

638
00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:52,120
accountants that can find those
loopholes. They understand how to get

639
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:55,200
when they want to move their companies
into the state and say, hey, if you, you

640
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:58,220
know, make sure I don't have to pay
property taxes for the next 20 years.

641
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:02,240
the system is not working. That's why so
many Americans are right now

642
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:06,180
disgruntled. That's why Donald Trump is
underwater, even on his strongest

643
00:41:06,180 --> 00:41:07,180
attributes.

644
00:41:07,950 --> 00:41:11,490
My Democrats are the big, beautiful,
ugly pieces of shit.

645
00:41:12,130 --> 00:41:14,390
Seriously, you're going to close rural
hospitals?

646
00:41:14,670 --> 00:41:17,770
You're going to take people off of
Medicare? We put $50 billion into rural

647
00:41:17,770 --> 00:41:21,030
hospitals, literally put it into
hospitals. And meanwhile, we can't

648
00:41:21,030 --> 00:41:26,210
health care for average Americans
working $65 ,000 a year. You can afford

649
00:41:26,210 --> 00:41:27,470
lot less if you're paying more doctors.

650
00:41:27,670 --> 00:41:28,348
All right.

651
00:41:28,350 --> 00:41:29,510
$2 ,000 more.

652
00:41:29,830 --> 00:41:33,830
No, the American dream should be
affordable for all people. That's my

653
00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:36,470
I know. And I still lie to you.

654
00:41:37,860 --> 00:41:41,160
The fact is that health care is
expensive because Obamacare made it

655
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:46,480
They created a market that is completely
unviable. I love that you believe

656
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:50,300
narratives, folks. I love it. But you've
got to look at the facts and health

657
00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:53,180
care policies, what actually happens in
insurance markets.

658
00:41:53,540 --> 00:41:57,380
Well, they have health care, but it is
true that very often they can't use it.

659
00:41:58,439 --> 00:42:01,940
Because part of that is because the
Republicans tried every way they could

660
00:42:01,940 --> 00:42:05,640
rat -fuck Obamacare after it was passed.
They didn't even know. The Democrats

661
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,320
passed it and said, well, we'll read it
afterwards.

662
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:08,760
I mean, they didn't know it was in it
either.

663
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,840
Okay. I mean, they took out some of
the... I mean, it was... The only thing

664
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:16,120
got changed was zeroing out the tax
penalty for not buying it. Well, you

665
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:20,140
have a replacement for it. So until you
have a replacement, we should keep what

666
00:42:20,140 --> 00:42:23,180
is working that keep America healthy and
safe.

667
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:25,580
Honestly, not working, we don't have any
complaints about it.

668
00:42:26,580 --> 00:42:27,580
Oh, yeah.

669
00:42:27,940 --> 00:42:29,800
They are compiling all of our samples.

670
00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:31,600
And it's like they stopped this time.

671
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,700
People are worried about their property
insurance.

672
00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:37,140
They're worried about being able to pay
for flood insurance.

673
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,480
Well, then why do you guys want to raise
their taxes?

674
00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:44,380
We don't want to raise their taxes.
Every Democrat voted against our primary

675
00:42:44,380 --> 00:42:46,680
bill that we all got elected, and we did
this first. Because you made tax cuts

676
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,280
permanent. Yes, we made tax cuts
permanent. At the same time, you have

677
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:53,080
after wars after wars, and we cannot pay
for it. We're about to raise the

678
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:57,820
defense budget to $1 .5 trillion while
we bring in new ornament and new

679
00:42:57,820 --> 00:43:01,280
ammunition and new munitions. We're
changing the subject.

680
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,240
Let's do that. Let's change the subject.

681
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,700
Wait, wait, wait. I want to change the
subject.

682
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,200
This subject.

683
00:43:08,700 --> 00:43:12,940
Because, I mean, depending on budget,
they're asking for a $600 billion

684
00:43:12,940 --> 00:43:19,700
increase. That is big. In an age when we
are finding out from the Ukrainian

685
00:43:19,700 --> 00:43:23,240
war, it's drones, baby.

686
00:43:23,460 --> 00:43:24,760
And drones are cheap.

687
00:43:24,980 --> 00:43:26,280
So what are we spending?

688
00:43:29,210 --> 00:43:34,310
It's not as crazy as it sounds. One,
we're waking up to the fact. Nobody

689
00:43:34,310 --> 00:43:37,990
that they could fight Russia to a
standstill. I didn't. I thought they

690
00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:39,810
going to lose that war, and they did.

691
00:43:40,170 --> 00:43:41,770
That is the nature of warfare.

692
00:43:42,050 --> 00:43:46,530
The Gatling gun comes along, machine
guns come along, planes, tanks, and the

693
00:43:46,530 --> 00:43:50,790
offense versus defense changes, and wars
change. We are at that moment now.

694
00:43:51,190 --> 00:43:55,550
Wars are completely being changed by
drones, and it seems like we are

695
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:58,250
the last war as well as fighting the
last one.

696
00:43:58,510 --> 00:43:59,510
No, we're not.

697
00:43:59,830 --> 00:44:05,510
To make you feel better, we absolutely
are investing a lot into drones, drones

698
00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:08,030
of all types, from space down to the
bottom of the ocean.

699
00:44:09,010 --> 00:44:11,910
Space is the new frontier.

700
00:44:12,930 --> 00:44:17,030
You know, China has known this for a
while, that space is a warfare domain.

701
00:44:17,030 --> 00:44:18,730
have refused to believe it for a long
time.

702
00:44:19,210 --> 00:44:21,270
And there's finally investments in that
space.

703
00:44:21,510 --> 00:44:25,530
And so a lot of this money is Golden
Dome, a lot of this, which, you know,

704
00:44:25,530 --> 00:44:28,890
in Reagan's days and Star Wars, like the
technology was not there, but now it

705
00:44:28,890 --> 00:44:31,170
is. But you've got to invest in it and
put it out there.

706
00:44:31,810 --> 00:44:34,110
One of the reasons I've been in L .A.
all week is visiting all these space

707
00:44:34,110 --> 00:44:35,110
companies that are out here.

708
00:44:35,190 --> 00:44:39,550
Because L .A. has one of the, just has
the ecosystem of labor that works in the

709
00:44:39,550 --> 00:44:40,509
space industry.

710
00:44:40,510 --> 00:44:41,650
It's flourishing.

711
00:44:42,290 --> 00:44:43,198
People like...

712
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,780
And companies like SpaceX have obviously
pioneered that. So a lot of investment

713
00:44:46,780 --> 00:44:50,500
in that. A lot of investment in paying
it forward to save the taxpayer money in

714
00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:54,360
the long run. So instead of the stupid
way that we often have bought weapons or

715
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:58,380
new munitions, we pay more and more and
more later because we tell companies,

716
00:44:58,560 --> 00:44:59,800
like, hey, we might buy some later.

717
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:03,380
And so what does that do? It raises the
cost of production every time. So no,

718
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:07,980
put an actual amount seven years out. So
a lot of it is paying it forward and

719
00:45:07,980 --> 00:45:09,420
putting that investment in now.

720
00:45:10,220 --> 00:45:12,760
AI is another big one that you have to
invest in.

721
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:17,380
Shipbuilding industry as well. So that's
the reason for that massive increase.

722
00:45:17,580 --> 00:45:20,800
And it's not obvious that it would be to
continue to be that. But Bill, the

723
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:24,800
problem is it's like a layer cake. Well,
you put on the bottom layer and then

724
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,420
we've got a top layer and another layer.
Well, this is the bottom layer is going

725
00:45:28,420 --> 00:45:29,420
to stay the same.

726
00:45:29,870 --> 00:45:34,590
which is about $600, $700 billion, and
then we add another $200.

727
00:45:34,810 --> 00:45:38,230
I used to work on Capitol Hill, and the
defense budget, you know, it's like

728
00:45:38,230 --> 00:45:41,170
going to a jewelry store, and you're
like, I like that one, I like that one,

729
00:45:41,170 --> 00:45:45,670
like that one. We need to have a new
strategic framing for 21st century wars,

730
00:45:45,730 --> 00:45:48,970
and you're absolutely right. We can
learn a lot from Ukraine, but we

731
00:45:48,970 --> 00:45:52,410
keep layering and layering and layering
as if the taxpayers can afford this.

732
00:45:52,950 --> 00:45:54,330
We have to close it there.

733
00:45:54,890 --> 00:45:56,250
Thank you for all your...

734
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,460
Spirited discussion time for new rules,
everybody.

735
00:46:00,220 --> 00:46:03,120
New rules. All right.

736
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:12,860
New rule, we can all support the police,
but it does have its limits. Like for

737
00:46:12,860 --> 00:46:17,480
this officer who was convicted of
stripping naked and masturbating in a

738
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:22,800
And I would just like to say to him, you
keep your hands where we can see them.

739
00:46:29,580 --> 00:46:33,140
I would say you're a disgrace to the
uniform, but I see you've sidestepped

740
00:46:33,140 --> 00:46:34,140
issue already.

741
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:42,580
Neurobaroness, the longest verifiably
measured wild snake in the world.

742
00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:46,800
Better not be lying when it claims to be
23 feet 8 inches long.

743
00:46:54,890 --> 00:46:59,170
Because if we go on a date and it turns
out barrenness is really 23 feet 4

744
00:46:59,170 --> 00:47:00,490
inches, I'm going to be pissed.

745
00:47:06,790 --> 00:47:10,470
I said it in my profile, no games, no
liars.

746
00:47:13,370 --> 00:47:19,910
The next time a toddler gets stuck
inside one of those arcade claw

747
00:47:19,910 --> 00:47:23,070
parents have to buy a couple rolls of
quarters and try to win them back.

748
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:34,260
I pay thousands in tax dollars to have
fire and rescue pull your kid out of a

749
00:47:34,260 --> 00:47:39,420
box. I pay thousands in tax dollars to
have fire and rescue pull lost dumbasses

750
00:47:39,420 --> 00:47:40,580
off the sides of mountains.

751
00:47:43,660 --> 00:47:48,100
New rules since the Met Ball and the
Kentucky Derby happened in the same

752
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,120
Next year, they have to swap outfits.

753
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:01,360
The stupid, ridiculous hats that people
wear to the derby, I want to see those

754
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,900
on Kim Kardashian, Bad Bunny, and Doja
Cat.

755
00:48:07,660 --> 00:48:11,920
And at the derby, the redneck who loves
the animal abuse that is horse racing

756
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,300
must come dressed like this.

757
00:48:21,140 --> 00:48:26,660
New World, the winner of the European
Seagull Screeching Championship.

758
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,540
Must be referred to as the loser.

759
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:40,240
Because anyone can screech like that.
There's a homeless guy on Hollywood

760
00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,800
Boulevard who does it all the time.

761
00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:53,980
You want to prove you can act like a
seagull? Steal a french fry out of my

762
00:48:53,980 --> 00:48:54,980
while I'm eating.

763
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:07,080
And finally, new rule, Luigi Mangione,
Cole Thomas Allen, Tyler Robinson, and

764
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:11,880
the ghost of Thomas Crooks must form a
boy band called New Kids on the Glock.

765
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:26,920
Just to drive home the point, these are
not your father's political assassins.

766
00:49:27,140 --> 00:49:28,440
Things have changed.

767
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:34,080
For one thing, today's assassins have
popular support with the kids. Up to 40

768
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:39,040
of America's young adults say violence
is okay to achieve a political goal.

769
00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:43,980
Wow. Seems like five minutes ago when
one of the big causes of the left was

770
00:49:43,980 --> 00:49:45,780
control, but now guns are the answer?

771
00:49:46,340 --> 00:49:50,200
I guess, because Luigi is a fucking rock
star.

772
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,780
He's the OG hot assassin.

773
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:57,760
The young assassins coming up even name
-check him in their manifestos.

774
00:49:58,140 --> 00:50:01,780
When this guy was arrested for burning
down a giant warehouse, he said it was

775
00:50:01,780 --> 00:50:03,680
like when Luigi popped that
motherfucker.

776
00:50:06,140 --> 00:50:11,980
Before this college student threw a
Molotov cocktail at Sam Altman's

777
00:50:11,980 --> 00:50:14,520
talked about Luigi -ing some tech CEOs.

778
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:20,040
And the asshole currently on trial for
allegedly starting the big fire out here

779
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,580
last year was Luigi's biggest fanboy.

780
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,580
Good to see the kids have role models,
huh?

781
00:50:32,940 --> 00:50:38,860
Another way this new breed of content
creator assassins is different, they

782
00:50:38,860 --> 00:50:39,860
jokes.

783
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:45,380
Cole Allen called himself a friendly
federal assassin and told his friends he

784
00:50:45,380 --> 00:50:48,520
was going to D .C. for a personal
emergency, wink wink.

785
00:50:48,860 --> 00:50:52,180
His manifesto opens with, hello
everybody.

786
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:56,920
It sounds like that form letter I get
every Christmas telling me how everyone

787
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,820
doing in a family I don't care about.

788
00:51:07,820 --> 00:51:12,320
Tyler Robinson wrote little jokes on the
bullets he fired at Charlie Kirk.

789
00:51:12,580 --> 00:51:15,140
Things like, if you're reading this,
you're gay, lol.

790
00:51:16,700 --> 00:51:21,400
I mean, John Wilkes Booth was an
asshole, but at least when he did the

791
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,420
said something serious.

792
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,640
Thick -tempered tyrannist. Not, I fucked
your mom.

793
00:51:33,580 --> 00:51:38,880
took selfies before enacting his
diabolically clever plan of running

794
00:51:44,460 --> 00:51:49,300
You know, Cole, why do I think this is
more about you than the cause?

795
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:53,160
You're running through the metal
detector, but maybe you're really

796
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:54,160
clout.

797
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:59,160
Allen wrote that he was consumed by rage
thinking about everything this

798
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:00,500
administration has done.

799
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,380
Yeah, join the club.

800
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:07,560
Donald Trump is infuriating. I know this
personally. That's why whenever I'm

801
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,220
around him, I'm so nervous I need a
drink right away.

802
00:52:15,420 --> 00:52:22,380
If you're doing that much rage thinking
about Trump, you're not really mad

803
00:52:22,380 --> 00:52:24,240
at him. You're mad at your life.

804
00:52:24,860 --> 00:52:29,140
This is about being 31 and still living
with your mom in Torrance.

805
00:52:29,690 --> 00:52:34,110
Life was supposed to come out better.
This guy went to Caltech for Christ's

806
00:52:34,110 --> 00:52:38,810
sake. He dreamed of being a video game
designer, but really was a substitute

807
00:52:38,810 --> 00:52:45,090
teacher. Do you think if he'd ever sold
actually a video game and got rich, he'd

808
00:52:45,090 --> 00:52:46,090
be doing this?

809
00:52:46,530 --> 00:52:48,190
Look, I feel for that generation.

810
00:52:48,570 --> 00:52:52,350
You guys grew up with the iPhone, which
fucks people up, and now AI.

811
00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:55,430
No wonder you're always wearing a hoodie
in the fetal position.

812
00:52:59,530 --> 00:53:04,550
Plus, as long as you can remember, the
president has either been dead or this

813
00:53:04,550 --> 00:53:05,550
guy.

814
00:53:10,250 --> 00:53:14,750
So... Sympathy for you, yes.

815
00:53:15,170 --> 00:53:17,710
But also, it's always been thus.

816
00:53:18,370 --> 00:53:22,490
Sadly, your parents and teachers didn't
prepare you for this, so you have no

817
00:53:22,490 --> 00:53:26,610
idea how hard or easy you have it. But
because you're so entitled, you just

818
00:53:26,610 --> 00:53:31,430
assume you have it tougher than anybody
ever did. You don't. In fact, your

819
00:53:31,430 --> 00:53:33,910
generation lives an historically easy
life.

820
00:53:34,110 --> 00:53:37,330
You can get sushi or a weighted blanket
delivered in hours.

821
00:53:37,670 --> 00:53:41,150
You can do your banking sitting on the
toilet.

822
00:53:43,510 --> 00:53:45,810
They sell weed in a store now.

823
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,440
In a financial pinch, you can sell
pictures of your feet.

824
00:53:59,020 --> 00:54:03,000
Your biggest hardship is when the Wi -Fi
drops and you have to briefly

825
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,920
experience the 20th century.

826
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:10,500
And yet you've convinced yourselves that
your current level of discomfort

827
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:13,000
justifies revolutionary violence.

828
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:17,720
Cole Allen's life only sucked by his own
unreasonable standard.

829
00:54:18,060 --> 00:54:20,500
He wasn't on welfare. He was on
LinkedIn.

830
00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:30,470
For his assassination attempt, he stayed
at the Hilton.

831
00:54:32,590 --> 00:54:36,410
If your assassination comes with Hilton
honors rewards points.

832
00:54:44,310 --> 00:54:50,890
Gen Z lives are not that bad. Most of
our lives here in America are not. How

833
00:54:50,890 --> 00:54:55,470
live right now, in the year we're
actually living in, in the country we're

834
00:54:55,470 --> 00:54:59,540
actually living in, doesn't warrant
condoning political violence.

835
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:05,360
I can see it if you live under a truly
oppressive regime, communism, fascism,

836
00:55:05,620 --> 00:55:06,620
Catholicism.

837
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,920
But that's not where we are now.

838
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:15,240
You're not storming the beaches at
Normandy. You're not standing in bread

839
00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:21,640
You know, just like our No King we had
here, the protests, they also had them

840
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:26,730
Iran. But over there, the protesters got
shot in the street. And yes, I did

841
00:55:26,730 --> 00:55:31,410
that, too, twice. The Iranian thugs did
it 30 ,000 times.

842
00:55:31,610 --> 00:55:32,750
Have some perspective.

843
00:55:33,070 --> 00:55:34,070
Get real.

844
00:55:38,870 --> 00:55:45,650
Stop blaming America for all your fuck
-ups. What this is really about for

845
00:55:45,650 --> 00:55:51,170
today's young assassins is when life
lets you down and doesn't properly

846
00:55:51,170 --> 00:55:53,950
you for being the awesome person you're
sure you are.

847
00:55:55,150 --> 00:55:59,870
There's one big save left. Convince
yourself you were meant for a cause

848
00:55:59,870 --> 00:56:00,769
than yourself.

849
00:56:00,770 --> 00:56:04,250
And for Cole Thomas Allen, it was, I'm
fighting Hitler.

850
00:56:04,490 --> 00:56:07,370
And I get why that's a tempting thing to
cosplay.

851
00:56:07,670 --> 00:56:11,230
If Trump is Hitler, then you're Tom
Cruise in Valkyrie.

852
00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:13,490
Nobody's trying to take him out.

853
00:56:17,570 --> 00:56:18,570
Yeah.

854
00:56:27,630 --> 00:56:28,690
I get mistaken for something.

855
00:56:29,710 --> 00:56:31,530
It's a theme show. What can I say?

856
00:56:33,890 --> 00:56:38,690
But Trump isn't Hitler, and you're not
Tom Cruise, and you don't really live on

857
00:56:38,690 --> 00:56:43,550
the desert moon of an evil umpire. You
live in Torrance, which I understand is

858
00:56:43,550 --> 00:56:48,250
not exactly L .A. or London, but please,
you're not in Haiti or Afghanistan.

859
00:56:48,730 --> 00:56:49,930
You're at Coachella.

860
00:56:58,190 --> 00:57:03,370
Life doesn't really suck so bad. You
would just rather be a martyr than

861
00:57:03,670 --> 00:57:09,390
The whole tone of Cole Allen's manifesto
was, sorry guys, but America needs me.

862
00:57:09,470 --> 00:57:10,810
A hero has risen.

863
00:57:11,050 --> 00:57:12,150
You're not a hero.

864
00:57:12,450 --> 00:57:16,610
You're just a guy who runs out into the
field during a baseball game to get

865
00:57:16,610 --> 00:57:22,350
attention and in 10 seconds gets tackled
by security, except in your case, no,

866
00:57:22,410 --> 00:57:23,490
that's exactly your case.

867
00:57:24,330 --> 00:57:26,450
All right, that's our show, I want to
thank.

868
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:31,000
Representative Dan Trenchard down in
Brazil and Senator John Sutterman. Club

869
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,580
Random every Monday on YouTube.

870
00:57:32,860 --> 00:57:34,520
Or listen wherever you get your
podcasts.

871
00:57:34,740 --> 00:57:36,280
Now go watch Overtime on YouTube.

872
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,460
Thank you very much, ladies and
gentlemen.

873
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:40,680
Okay.

